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What does Kmart stand for?
Kuz Mexicans are rich too.

You know you are a redneck when somebody shouts hoe down and your wife hits the floor.

How come there were only 10000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only brought one van.

An American White guy, an Asian and an Hispanic were on a plane and they were throwing off things that they had too much of. The Asian threw off a bowl of rice, the Hispanic threw off a tamalie and the White guy threw off the Hispanic.

How do you break a pollock's finger?
You punch him in the nose.

What does Michael Jackson and Mickey D's have in common?
They put their meat in between three year old buns.

What does KFC stand for?
Kononel Fucked Chicken.

What does PBS stand for?
Producing Bullshit

What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor 'ol nigga thought it's a cadillac

From Jason:
You know what the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth is?
My penis.

What does NASA stand for?
Needs Another Seven Astronauts

What does BUSH stand for?
Beating up Saddam Hussein

What does PETA stand for?
People Eat Tasty Animals

What is the name of an environmental sex cult?
Greenpiece.

They are making a porn film in Afghanistan; it is called "Piece in the Middle East."

You might be a Mexican when your rims are worth more than your car.

How do you stop a black boy from jumping on his bed?
By applying Velcro to the ceiling.

Why is sex always on a black mans head?
Because they have pubs as hair.

What is a pick up line for a gay guy?
Let me push in your stool.

How do you know you are at a gay picnic?
When the hotdogs taste like shit.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasaurass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.


Two bums are walking along the railroad tracks one day. One bum says, "Man, I had the greatest week ever. I found 20 bucks the other day, so I bought some liquor and was drunk for three days!" The other bum says, "No, I had the best week ever. I was walking along the tracks the other day, when I saw a beautiful naked woman tied up. I untied her and took her into a tree, and we had sex for three days!" The first bum says, "Wow, that's great! Did you get oral sex, too?" "No," the second bum says. "I never found her head.